GHOST CHIMP, M.D.
Bring me wishes, I shall grant them
Let's all sing theGhost Chimp Anthem
He's The Ghost Chimp,
The Ghost Chimp,
The Ghostliest Chimp In Town.
A lab coat full of cheap cigars
Conceals his vivisection scars.
He'll fill your day with merriment,
This former lab experiment.
He's colder than an icicle,
He smokes and rides a tricycle.
THE GHOSTLIEST CHIMP IN TOWN!

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